Checking Facebook on your birthday.
Our Hero: The Guy Who Secretly Outsourced His Own Job To China So He Could Watch Cat Videos Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2013/01/guy-outsourced-his-own-job/#ixzz2IFf3N2Zt -
Holy. Crap. Hello hero.
They sent you some weird, random, long text. Wait a couple days and roll with this one.
Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: Full Story
Nailed it. Once again.
Ikea Monkey has a Missed Connection Ad on Craigslist.
Light flickers across his body. He’s trying not to fall asleep, because he still has stories to tell me. The handmade beeswax candles are burning low.
I’m just like,