All the silly things.

Jan 17

Checking Facebook on your birthday.

Checking Facebook on your birthday.

Our Hero: The Guy Who Secretly Outsourced His Own Job To China So He Could Watch Cat Videos Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2013/01/guy-outsourced-his-own-job/#ixzz2IFf3N2Zt -

Holy. Crap. Hello hero.

Dec 17

sextyouup: They sent you some weird, random, long text. Wait a couple days and roll with this one.

sextyouup:

They sent you some weird, random, long text. Wait a couple days and roll with this one.

Dec 14

theonion: Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: Full Story Nailed it. Once again.

theonion:

Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: Full Story

Nailed it. Once again.

When someone doesn’t get my sense of humor

whatshouldwecallme:

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#neverforget #ikeamonkey

#neverforget #ikeamonkey

Dec 13

Ikea Monkey has a Missed Connection Ad on Craigslist.

Ikea Monkey has a Missed Connection Ad on Craigslist.

Apr 30

when I’m the first in the office to find the newest internet thing

thisadvertisinglife:

Apr 29

boniverotica: Light flickers across his body. He’s trying not to fall asleep, because he still has stories to tell me. The handmade beeswax candles are burning low.

boniverotica:

Light flickers across his body. He’s trying not to fall asleep, because he still has stories to tell me. The handmade beeswax candles are burning low.

Mar 20

When I’m with my friends and I say something witty

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,