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January 17, 2013
Checking Facebook on your birthday.

Checking Facebook on your birthday.

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January 17, 2013
Our Hero: The Guy Who Secretly Outsourced His Own Job To China So He Could Watch Cat Videos Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2013/01/guy-outsourced-his-own-job/#ixzz2IFf3N2Zt

Holy. Crap. Hello hero.

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December 17, 2012
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sextyouup: They sent you some weird, random, long text. Wait a couple days and roll with this one.

sextyouup:

They sent you some weird, random, long text. Wait a couple days and roll with this one.

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December 14, 2012
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theonion: Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: Full Story Nailed it. Once again.

theonion:

Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: Full Story

Nailed it. Once again.

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December 14, 2012
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When someone doesn’t get my sense of humor

whatshouldwecallme:

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December 14, 2012
#neverforget #ikeamonkey

#neverforget #ikeamonkey

Tags: ikeamonkey neverforget

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December 13, 2012
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Ikea Monkey has a Missed Connection Ad on Craigslist.

Ikea Monkey has a Missed Connection Ad on Craigslist.

Tags: ikea monkey ikea darwin monkey darwin craigslist missed connection

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April 30, 2012
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when I’m the first in the office to find the newest internet thing

thisadvertisinglife:

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April 29, 2012
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boniverotica: Light flickers across his body. He’s trying not to fall asleep, because he still has stories to tell me. The handmade beeswax candles are burning low.

boniverotica:

Light flickers across his body. He’s trying not to fall asleep, because he still has stories to tell me. The handmade beeswax candles are burning low.

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March 20, 2012
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When I’m with my friends and I say something witty

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,